Look, I'm not gonna eat you. What a loony. -Wait a minute. Well, yes. Shrek? Next. Ok, I'll tell you. Not good. All right. I'm so sorry. And Duloc will finally have the perfect king! -You were saying. Fiona, my love, we gonna kiss away for our happily ever after. Or I'll... -No, no, not the buttons. Shrek! The chair! 3. I mean, I'm not trying to get up in your grill, or raise your roof or whatever. You go back. You get it? For the video game based on the film, see Shrek 2 video game. No, no, he talks, he does! -Good night. I don't want to go back there. If that don't work, your breath will certainly do the job done, 'cause... you definitively need some tic-tac or something, 'cause your breath stinks! Keep your legs elevated. OK. -No, Shrek! -It's not like it has feelings. Hey look at this. -Donkey. There is an arrow in your butt. I was wondering. But don't let that cool you off. Take a look at me! Bachelorette number three is a fire-breathing ??? If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner up will take his place. I'm a terrifying Ogre! I'm gonna die. Wake up and smell the fairemones. I'm on road again. Does that sound good to you? -Put me down! See? Donkey appears, wanting to move in with them after a fall-out with Dragon, much to their consternation. Don't be talking ??? I really don't think this is a good idea. Everyone knows it what happens when you find... Hey! You know, before this is over, I'm going to need whole lot of serious therapies. You know you're quite a decorator. Look. Who could ever love a piece so hideous and ugly? But you should. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. -Wake up. There's no one to derive me. Add new page. All right. When does this guy say the line? I'll tell you why. -What? The film is such a successful one that it established Dreamworkks as a main competitor to Pixar in animation films. -Two... -Three! You're afraid of the dark. I like my privacy. Well James. Incredible. I'm a donkey all alone outside. This is not dignified. Of course! You're not making my job any easier. Oh, shut up! Oh pick me, I know! We can stay up late, swap the manly stories. Yeah. I like my privacy. -Go away. Move it! My problems have all gone. You might have seen house fly, maybe even a superfly. Well, let me put it this way, princess. Go ahead and have some fun, if we need you, I'll whistle. Now it's my turn! -Are you hiding something? Where are you going? -Let's do that again. Cake! -He can fly! Lord Farquaad. Uh, look at that. -The muffin-man! Hey, what's that? Who? -Yes, I know the muffin-man. -You are what you eat, I say. 'Cause I'm all alone, there is no one here, beside me. Prompts for confirmation before deleting each file. 'Cause I told Shrek those rats were a bad idea. There's a reason why it's become the only non-Disney animated film to be given a space in the U.S. National Film Registry. -Really? Besides, even if I did tell her that... well you know. We got to check it out. -I'm ugly, ok? All right. I'm already on a quest. Sing with me Shrek! I wish I had a stair right here right here now, I'd step all over it. Oh, come on. Ok, here we go. I didn't invite them. You're not exactly what I've expected. Now my patience has reached its end! Are you princess Fiona? Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? We were just a... Look if you want to be alone, all you had to do is ask, ok? That wasn't in a job description. He's really quite a chatterbox. You may need to download version 2.0 now from the Chrome Web Store. Shrek! Before I change my mind. Stop it, both of you. my note! OK, OK. -But one night only. Blue flower, red thorns. Promise! Magnitude. I'll take care of the dragon. Have you ever met a person and you say: "Hey, let's get some paffe" and they say I don't like paffe. -Well, you know. -No! I know where he is. Where do I sleep? Please! I found some cheese. I tell him not. You might have seen house fly, maybe even a superfly. That would take longer. Ok, fine. -You know she's right. 146. -Yes. I think I need a hug. I thought you'd understand? Shrek Beware Stay out I think he's in here. Morning. One. Are you talking to... ...me? Well? Man you've ??? Down to the last slime covered toast tool. -Shrek. Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. You're a... different. You're all right. You know, ??? Oh really? Look, you love this woman, don't you? Well that's good for ten schillings, if you can prove it. -Let go, Donkey! That's it. All right, all right. Is this true? What makes you think she'll be there? But you can become one. Really? Quest? Three. Rumpelstiltskin is then shown to have become washed up as a result and subsequently bitter towards Shrek fo… What do I have to do, to get a little privacy? - Spider? That must be lord Farquaad's castle. It's tender. Did you download the entire Shrek script PDF already? Right before they burst in the flame. Now, how you let her down real easy, so her feelings aren't hurt? -The muffin-man. -No, but shhhhh. That's what I like to hear, man. Bachelorette number three is a fire-breathing ??? Does anyone else know where to find him? -Does anyone know how to handle... -Donkey! -Well, can I hummer? I'm not through with you, yet. Please, don't let them do it! I'm ok. Well, I have a confession to make. Do it. This little wooden puppet. Please enable Cookies and reload the page. I'll never be stubborn again. Listen, keep breathing. UwU, Tag me to uwuwize comments, ain't much but it's honest work uwu u/uwuwizard, New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. That is a nice boulder. What? FIONA. -I am lord Farquaad. Can I just tell you that you were really great back there with those guards. I live in a swamp. Guards! That's it. And I am rescuing you from this green...beast. That's enough. no brimstone. -The muffin-man! Oh, no, you wouldn't, dust. -I thought that wouldn't matter to you. -What? Ok, fine. If a directory is specified, all files within the directory will be deleted. I wouldst look upon the face of my rescuer. -Is that you Gordon? -He's not your true love. Knights! Oh marry men! Right, this one is full. I've been this way as long as I can remember. Check du and df . It's brimstone. You're not supposed to be an Ogre. Well I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. What you're doing here is the opposite... -Don't move. I do like that half door. Cool. Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. You know what? You there. That's it, that's, right there, that's Duloc. I don't have any friends. -Can you hear me? Five shillings for the possessed toy. my note! Not there! That's what all the other knights did. Lets get it! -Yes, Shrek? Nope. I can feel it. Schulman. A..., Shrek. We found it. I've talked to... Get her out of my sight! Oh pick me, I know! Hurry! I don't want to go back there. -No! Can I say something to you? Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs. Aug 2nd, 2014. Me, me. A princess locked in a tower and besieged by a dragon is rescued by a brave knight. No. No! There's just me and my swamp. I like that boulder. So will it be, bachelorette number one? -I'm not blocking. This be our first meeting. -No. I have to. -Ok, look. I can talk. -As promised. But showing up uninvited to a wedding... -Fiona! Now I know you're making this up. Can I stay with you? And then you showed up and BAM. Look, it's not that bad. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for two evil sisters. Never been better. But I have to be rescued by my true love. Ogres are like onions. Everyone, ok? Navigate through our scripts database alphabetically or simply search by keywords. Time out. -Stubborn jackass. And here they are. One. Please! Here I go. Why are you following me? -Well, they also great in stews. You're an Ogre. But we have to sing through this moment. Well so much for noble steed. Oh. What am I? What? Oh, that's great. You know. This is going to be fun. This is all my fault. Hey, I can fly. Can I stay with you, please. Just kiss hers dead frozen lips and find out what a live wife she is. Ok, let me get this straight! ?, dragon guarded castle, surrounded by a hot boiling lava. A... ...really tall? Don't mess with me. Your fine days are over. Put me down or you will suffer the consequences. See? Scripts # A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. Ok, here's another question. I love you too. What I missed? -Is that about right? Doesn't that bother you? Indeed. What I missed? -How did you know? I get half the booty. Oh, now what does he want? But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. Shrek might not be living happily ever after, as the cranky green ogre is likely to return to theaters soon. -What do you know about true love? Shrek! Are you all right? -Oh. This document is distributed under GFDL license. Ok, ok, let's just back up a little and take this one step at the time. Another way to prevent getting this page in the future is to use Privacy Pass. And I'm not going out there by myself. -Oh yes you are. I don't care what everyone likes. You are. Man, I like you. There's no our. Let's say that a woman 'digged' you, but you don't really like her, that way. I'm a donkey on the edge! She said I was ugly! Why? I will have... All right, nobody move! You ate the princess. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. God bless us, everyone. She's a princess and I'm... ...an Ogre. Out through the window and down the rope by to your valued steed. -What's all this about? Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. Take it away. Evening. -Yes. What happened to you? I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. -Wheat rat. Not to mention dangerous situation. This is really good. How rude that was. You back off! Give it up for... Show-white. I'm coming! Little donkey. 1,715 . You boneheaded donkey! What do you got? You don't how is like to be concerned like a freak. -Friends? Just like the time... ...and then I ate some rotten berries. I wanted to show you before. Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean wheat rat stew. Come on, let's go. This is far from the farm, but what choice do we have? The deed to your swamp. -Hey, where are you going? Next. The wedding! Oh, good. I'm making waffles. Congratulation, Ogre. You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest. Too quiet. Who's hiding them? Who lives on Proully lane? And they don't come of stone neither. -Oh, you can't tell me you're afraid of highs. I need to talk to you. Oh, shut up! Oh, you leave them out on the sun and they get all brown and start ??? -Why do you want to talk about it? Those stairs won't know which way they go. Please, let me introduce myself. That is so sweet. Well then, what are you waiting for? Please welcome... Cinderella. But don't let that cool you off. She likes sushi and hottubbing anytime. Movie Script Title (Click To Read) Movie Script Type; Sabrina Script Because, because he's just marrying you so he can be king. the entire script of shrek 2. gpolaris. Films. Take it away. (TO VILLAINS) Kill it! Little donkey. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Family - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5/6/2018 - Status: Complete - id: 12927550 + - Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten SHREKOnce upon a time there was a lovelyprincess. Let me, let me! -He can fly! -What is this? Oh, a, I guess that's cool. Well then, who was she talking about? I'd like that. I'll find us some dinner. I see him, now. Donkey: but This is taking forever, Shrek. It's amazing what you did with such a modest budget. Look. I mean, if it doesn't groove, or what I'm saying ain't straight tripping, just say, "Oh, no, you didn't! But wait, Sir Knight! Perfect. Now kiss me! By: memeproffeser392. What am I? How about him. -Two! Performance & security by Cloudflare, Please complete the security check to access. -But you're already half way. Homey touches? Hold on, Shrek. Right? Well, yeah. You tensed, irritating, miniature peace of barden. ?? There's something I have to tell you. You and what army? What are you doing? Two things. It's disgusting. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Please, monster. Nothing happened. Hey Shrek! Like that's ever going to happen. She's a loaded pistol who likes Pina Coladas and getting cut in the rain. You're my rescuer. He can talk! Your IP: 184.108.40.206 That's why I can't stay here with Shrek, but only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love. This cage is so small. -Well, she's married to the muffin-man. What are you doing? -Oh, for 'the love of pit'. Camp is definitely something that sounds good. No, Shrek! Together we'll scare the spin if anybody crosses us. -No. Can't you see I'm a little busy here? Just let me off right now, please. You can tell lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, I'll be waiting for him right here. Shrek Wiki. Ruuuuun! Understand? And then there's that big occurred silence, you know? And hurry up, hurry up. Only a true friend would be that truly honest. -Shrek's hurt. But you got to have free ... -Stop singing! Or bachelorette number three? What do we got? And there's dragon that breathes fire. No, no, no. Just beautiful. You want to do this right, don't you? And she's a florist! Awful stuff. And all she ever do, was like you. Right. I'll tell you why. You wouldn't turn me in. -Well, that's what they always say. You got to let me stay! You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy. I've put up signs. It's just about it. Hey, can you tell my future form these stars? I like that, I respect that, Shrek. While they might have fallen out of fashion a bit these days, there's no escaping the box-office juggernaut that was (once) the Shrek movies.. Layers! -You know. They were all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow). -That's Duloc? This cage is so small. Now I'm a flying, talking donkey! I don't have any friends. -To get more firewood. Come on. We found it. You're great pal, aren't you? Oh gosh, no one invited us. Shrek struggles to free himself of the chains, but it’s no use. All of you. Very clean. -What? Bachelorette number two? My bitches got the breaks Yo bitch looks like Shrek, snitch-ass nigga. -It's the line, it's the line you got to wait for. Just tell her, she's not your true love. Next. You think, wait... ...you think Shrek is your true love? Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. Hi, everyone. Princess, where are you? Ahh. I like that, I respect that, Shrek. You know donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. Well, I have to save my ass. FIONA. Please, give me another chance. Like you said, who could love a hideous, ugly beast! He.Shrek the Musical Synopsis: A benign green ogre and his sidekick Donkey save the land from an evil lord and rescue a lovely princess from a terrible fate.Shrek The Musical is a musical with music by Jeanine Tesori and book and lyrics by David Lindsay-Abaire. shrek the musical play script SHREK: Our storys title character is a big, green, terrifying ogre who lives alone in a swamp. -He can fly! Are you... a... Are you gonna eat that? MINT, Wojtek Szumański. Whoa, time out Shrek. Mirror, mirror on the wall. A, what are you do... No! Oh, no, no, no... Death prods off the table! -What's wrong? I used to be afraid of the dark too. -Every word. Trust us. Good? Donkey, there is no we. Initially terrified of Shrek, Donkey befriends him after seeing him cry over his erased history. I can't do this. Where are the others? Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? How about that? Go on this quest for me and I'll give you your swamp back. The sooner, the better. Move it! A..., felonious. No! That's why I'm better off alone. I'm still afraid of the dark. -I told you, didn't I? I know where he is. Now, you hold still and I'll yank this thing out. Man, there ain't nothing, but a bunch of little dots. No! Well, the stars don't tell the future, Donkey. -Huh, thank you! We wear ??? SHREK. We're not dating. Come on. Better out than in I always say. But I'd like you do that measuring when you see him tomorrow Tomorrow? 2. Not by some Ogre and his pet. Don't do that! Well, can I at least know a name of my champion? You there. Shrek? No, no, not there. That really made me feel good to see that. Shrek. I'm sorry. I've tried to be fair to you, creatures. All you have to do, is marry a princess. -Eat me. I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days! Captain! What's your name? My swamp, me and nobody else! -Yeah, so what. A door. Oh, you little... Shall we? No! Where are the others? Batch Script - Deleting Files - For deleting files, Batch Script provides the DEL command. -25 pieces of silver for the witch. That was the word I was looking for. I love to talk. They never last, do they? Excuse me. Shut, up. You're always pushing me around or pushing me away. And then you showed up and BAM. That's it. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. Donkey helps Shrek find a hidden exit clause; the contract can be nullified by "true love's kiss". I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. Oh? Donkeys don't have layers. You know I like like that. -But you can't marry him! Oh, your half? I guess I am just a big stupid, ugly Ogre. Men of Farquaad's stature are in short supply. But that's no way to behave in front of a princess. Right. You must know how it goes. Shrek?! Follow/Fav The Entire Shrek Script. Blue flower, red thorns. Shrek! Ok, ok, I can lose it. Where is everybody? - Oh, boy. Onions have layers. Good night. No! He doesn't look so good. Oh, no. It ain't easy bein' green -- especially if you're a likable (albeit smelly) ogre named Shrek.